Thursday, February 26, 2004

 

Subject: Election Facts:

(from an article in the Western Legislatures magazine)

It is time to elect a world leader, and your vote counts.

Here's the scoop on the three leading candidates.

Candidate A: associates with ward heelers and consults with astrologists.

He's had two mistresses. He chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a

day.

Candidate B: was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium

in college and drinks a quart of brandy every evening.

Candidate C: is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke,

drinks an occasional beer and hasn't had any illicit affairs.

Which of these candidates is your choice??





Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt
Candidate B is Winston Churchill
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler

posted by ~Brahma 7:05 PM